Woman Next To The Heart
The woman came from a man’s rib.
Not from his feet to be walked on.
Not from his head to be superior,
but from the side to be equal.
Under the arm to be protected
and next to the heart to be loved.
Category: Wife SMS
how to choose a wife
Nobody teaches
volcanoes to erupt,
tsunamis to arise,
hurricanes to sway around,
and
no-one teaches
how to choose a wife
natural disasters just happen!!:-) :p
Wife From Kitchen
Wife From Kitchen
Aji Sunte Ho Dekho Main Aj Kal Bohat Khobsurat Ho Rahi Hun
Husband: Tum Ne Kese Jana?
Wife: Aaj Kal Mri Khobsurti Dekh Kr Roti B Jalne Lagi Hy!
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anybody In My Family
A couple were arguing.
Wife:u dont like anybody in my family
Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
I Want More Proof
A woman was kidnapped.
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger
to her husband and demanded for money.
Husband replied:
I want more proof..
KHOPRI BHEJO KHOPRI.
Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
A Good Woman
A pretty face will always grow old.
A nice body will always change with age.
However…
A good woman will always be a good woman
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
dimagh k hum b DON hain
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main say aik hain!
Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.