Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
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