Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti
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