T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

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1. TV kiyu nahi le gaye?

   Lala: kal raat chor mere ghar se TV k siwa sab kuch le gaye. Police:...

2. Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

   Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya, bell bajane par ek chota sa bacha bahir...

3. Wo To Deewana ThaMujhe TANHA Chor Gaya

   Wo To Deewana ThaMujhe TANHA Chor Gaya, Khud Na Ruk Saka Tu Apna SAYA Chor...

4. Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich

   Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich...

5. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

   naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka...

6. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

   Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu??...

7. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

   Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara...

8. Congrats Santa

   Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein...

9. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

   Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi...

10. Mere aur tere raaste ab se juda hain

    Aik shakhs kahen ja raha tha k shaitan us k saath hogaya. Raste mein usne...

11. SANTA kadhai leke

    SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha...

12. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

    1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey...

13. SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD

    SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI! BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI SANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN...

14. main baap banne wala hoon

    Santa to wife: dekh to kitni moti ho gayi hai. Wife: main to maa banne...

15. Gaddi aage nahin ja sakati

    Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati....

16. Boy: Waisae to kuch nahin lagti

    Police nay bike pe jate larky aur larke ko rok kar pocha “yeah tumhari kya...

17. Maine Wish Kyon Kiya

    happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi...

18. Sardar k ghar chor aagya

    Sardar k ghar chor aagya sardar ne dekha to Chor bhaga, Sardar bhagta bhagta chor...

19. Utha le re Maula, utha le

    ..! Utha le re Maula, utha le .. : : Mere ko nahi re, :...

20. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

    1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess...

21. Santa Banta find a bomb

    Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to...

22. Computerized Poetry

    Computerized Poetry… ¤Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound, Or aaj milay...

23. Car ki speed kion barha di

    Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di…?? Sardar ji:...

24. Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

    Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker...

25. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor...