Sardar ki maa bemaar ho gae
Sardar ki maa bemaar ho gae.
Wo usay doctor k pas lay gya.
Doctor: in k test ho gay.
Sardar: ay bohot kmazor nay.
Tusi twenty twenty ya one day kra lao.
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