Category: Exam SMS

3 Reasons To Give Exam

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.

3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.

Exams are like Girlfriends

-Too many questions

-Difficult to understand

-More explanation is needed

-Result is always fail! :D

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P

A warning message written on the door of examination hall.

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“TIME will pass, but will you ?” :-D

The Law Says

“If U Can’t Convince Them

Then At least Confuse Them”

Do You Know Which Law It Is?

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This Is

“Law Of Answering In Examination”

When a heart is dipped fully
or partially in love of someone,
then the loss on studies
is directly proportional to the
time spent in her memories.

Smoking Effects Lips

Drinking Effects Liver

Girls Effects Heart

But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,

It Effects BRAIN.

Direct Coma ….:-D

Avoid it..

Life While Doing MBBS

1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE.

2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME!

3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI.

4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER.

5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER.

HOUSE JOB: I DID IT!

JOB: I LOVE MYSELF!

WAIT A MINT!

SOMETHING IS MISSING,

OHH! MERI JAWANI.

Dad : If you pass in exams,

I’ll gift you one cycle

Son: If I fail?

Dad: I will gift 100 cycles

Son: Why?

Dad: Fer mera puttar dukan kholey ga cyclan di.. :-)