Category: Exam SMS

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

A genius is one who can do in one day

what others do in hundred days!

Just like us!

we cover our course in one day before exam

&

teachers take the whole year :-)

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Cutest letter by a little kid:

Dear maths!

Please grow up and

solve your problems yourself. :-D

A month before exams…we refer to foreign authors.

2 days before exams…. We refer to local authors.

on the day of exam… We become authors….

“sirf heading bata de baki me khud likh lon ga” :D

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna

Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna

Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein

Bethe Rahe Aur Exam

Over Ho Gaya

3 Reasons To Give Exam

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.

3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.

Exams are like Girlfriends

-Too many questions

-Difficult to understand

-More explanation is needed

-Result is always fail! :D

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha