Category: Exam SMS

A warning message written on the door of examination hall.

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“TIME will pass, but will you ?” :-D

The Law Says

“If U Can’t Convince Them

Then At least Confuse Them”

Do You Know Which Law It Is?

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This Is

“Law Of Answering In Examination”

When a heart is dipped fully
or partially in love of someone,
then the loss on studies
is directly proportional to the
time spent in her memories.

Smoking Effects Lips

Drinking Effects Liver

Girls Effects Heart

But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,

It Effects BRAIN.

Direct Coma ….:-D

Avoid it..

Life While Doing MBBS

1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE.

2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME!

3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI.

4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER.

5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER.

HOUSE JOB: I DID IT!

JOB: I LOVE MYSELF!

WAIT A MINT!

SOMETHING IS MISSING,

OHH! MERI JAWANI.

Dad : If you pass in exams,

I’ll gift you one cycle

Son: If I fail?

Dad: I will gift 100 cycles

Son: Why?

Dad: Fer mera puttar dukan kholey ga cyclan di.. :-)

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

The Most Funniest Situation In Student Life

We Have N0 Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper

And The Supervis0r Comes And Says,

Please C0ver Your Answer Sheet.

Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DON’T CARE !!

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…

A Bomb Should Have Fallen

Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON…:D