Category: Exam SMS

Our parents hav many

options for us like

Poison

Sleeping Pill

Hanging by Neck

Throwin from Building

But they choose EDUCATION

socha Tarpa Tarpa kar Marenge ;)

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Cutest letter by a little kid:

Dear maths!

Please grow up and

solve your problems yourself. :-D

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

A genius is one who can do in one day

what others do in hundred days!

Just like us!

we cover our course in one day before exam

&

teachers take the whole year :-)

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

A month before exams…we refer to foreign authors.

2 days before exams…. We refer to local authors.

on the day of exam… We become authors….

“sirf heading bata de baki me khud likh lon ga” :D

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna

Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna

Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein

Bethe Rahe Aur Exam

Over Ho Gaya

3 Reasons To Give Exam

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.

3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.