Category: Exam SMS

Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song…

Guess which song…??

Guess…!!

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Oo zara zara touch me touch me touch me…!!

Congratulations!
Good news for Punjab University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Exams are like Girlfriends

-Too many questions

-Difficult to understand

-More explanation is needed

-Result is always fail! :D

Clever Attitude of Student

I got 10 questions in exam,

saying solve any 5.

I solved all the 10 and wrote

CHECK ANY 5 :-)

A big difference b/w School & College
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If u were late in school, u had 2 sit on the last bench
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If u were late in college, u had 2 sit on the first bench :-P :-D

What is
M A T H S…..?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai

tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.

Beta: ye tou acha hua dady

me ne pura sal nai parha

warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein

Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai

Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein

Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Dear Students
The End of The World
which is scheduled for 2012,
has been postponed to 2025,
due to some technical problem.
Pleases co-operate & do study !! :P