Category: Exam SMS

If I have 8 hours to cut a tree,

i will spend 7 hours in sharping the axe.

(LINCOLN)

“If we have 8 hours to study,

we will spend 7 hours searching the book

(NALAIQC0N) :-D

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Height of Coolness:

2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator

Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

A Thermometer is not the only thing

that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN…! :p

A silent sms for all students ;-)

all the best for exams.

Jab light ho out of control,

tu khirki darwaze khool,

khirki darwaze khool,

Chanda mama ko bol!

“ALL IzZ wELL”

WAPDA kia jane student ka kya hoga?

Tayari karega ya paseny me hoga?

Koi na jany inka result kiya ho ga?

To Candle jala, UPS chala

ya Generator chala k bol “Bhaiya ALL IzZ wELL.