Category: Exam SMS

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Height of Coolness:

2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator

Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

A Thermometer is not the only thing

that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN…! :p

A silent sms for all students ;-)

all the best for exams.

Jab light ho out of control,

tu khirki darwaze khool,

khirki darwaze khool,

Chanda mama ko bol!

“ALL IzZ wELL”

WAPDA kia jane student ka kya hoga?

Tayari karega ya paseny me hoga?

Koi na jany inka result kiya ho ga?

To Candle jala, UPS chala

ya Generator chala k bol “Bhaiya ALL IzZ wELL.

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

Exam Patterns:

In 1998: Ans ALL Questions.

2008: Ans ANY 3 Questions

2015: Only Read Questions

2020: Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall.:-)

Special advice to CA students
A girl may not help you to get
lots of marks but marks mya
help you to get lot of girls.
So, love your studies not girls.

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna

Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna

Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein

Bethe Rahe Aur Exam

Over Ho Gaya