Category: Exam SMS

Dear Students
The End of The World
which is scheduled for 2012,
has been postponed to 2025,
due to some technical problem.
Pleases co-operate & do study !! :P

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Flower dies,

Stories end,

Songs fade,

Memories are forgotten,

All things come to end,

But this studdy

…

Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat :-(

Newton Law of Exams

According to newton’s 4th law for exams
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust until
some external or internal exam moves it!

Physics would have been much easier..

if…

if..

If..

Tree had fallen on Newton’s head instead of Apple.. :-

If I have 8 hours to cut a tree,

i will spend 7 hours in sharping the axe.

(LINCOLN)

“If we have 8 hours to study,

we will spend 7 hours searching the book

(NALAIQC0N) :-D

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Height of Coolness:

2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator