Category: Exam SMS

If a single teacher cant teach all the subjects

then how can you expect

a single student to study all the subjects ;-) :-P

3 Reasons To Give Exam

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.

3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.

agar tum kisee paper mai paas hona chahte ho

to sari kainat tumhee usko pass karne may lag jati hai

or agar aesa nahi hua

to

exam abhi khatam nahi huee …….

suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;’)

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

A month before exams…we refer to foreign authors.

2 days before exams…. We refer to local authors.

on the day of exam… We become authors….

“sirf heading bata de baki me khud likh lon ga” :D

Most of The Exams Are Based On
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The Lecture You Missed
Or
The Topic You Didn’t Read.

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Prove that  2/10=2
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Japanese student:
Wrong question.
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Indian student:
No Way
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American student:
It’s strange, how is it possible?
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Pakistani student:
Two/ Ten =
wo / en
T se T cancel.

w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
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e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter
So
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
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Pakistani only asks what answer you want.

Dedicated to all Pakistani students:-)

People smoke & drink for few days
and get addicted.

Look at me

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I am studying since childhood
but not yet addicted to studies :p

 

This is called “SELF CONTROL”