Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit†Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
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It’s My Caller Tune
Teacher: I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”ya! it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Teacher shocked…!
Student rocks. . . . !:-D
Pathan or Gadhay me 3 batain comon hen
Pathan or Gadhay me 3 batain comon hen
- Bachpan main dono khubsurat hotay hen
- Bachpan se hi mehnati hote hen
- Baray ho kr dono transporter ban jate hain
Girls of 1995 & 2007
GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kaminay ho ?
Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
“Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche”
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
“Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise”
Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay
sardar in winter
dost: tum ko Thand lagti hai to kia kerte ho
Sardar: Heater ke pas ja ke baith jata hoon
dost: agar phir bhi thand lage to
Sardar: to heater on ker Leta hon.
A Memon on his death time
A Memon on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
I will kill u for free
i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.