Category: Funny SMS

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

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Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

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arey
wapis Q agaya?
Mizail: us k paas to dimag hi nahi

When its blue,

I remember U,

when the moon full,

I remember U,

when rains starts,

I remember U.

Can U tell me where my Umbrella.

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Teacher: I tried ur number so many times,

it said switched off…!

STUDENT said :”ya! it’s my CALLER TUNE”

Teacher shocked…!

Student rocks. . . . !:-D

GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.

Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.

Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kaminay ho ?

Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
“Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche”
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
“Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise”