Dunia walo suno….
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No money, No fun
A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!
PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon
PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon
“Moon is important than SUN
bcz Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but SUN gives light in day
when light is not needed!”
I Want To Fail
Girl: I want to fail in the exams.
.
.
.
.
Friends: Why?
Girl: My daddy said;
he will bring me a Loptop if I came 1st,
If I came 2nd then new Cell Phone
and
If I fail, I got married…
Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Maine Wish Kyon Kiya
happy birthday to u!!!
tum yahi soch rahe ho na,
ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai,
to maine wish kyon kiya?
arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere…
meri marji, yaar!
must for breathing
Oxygen is must for breathing:
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thanks God.
I was born after that.
Pahly paida hota to mar hi jata.
theif with a knife
theif with a knife:
Give all your money to me.
Man: Do you know who I am..?
I am the presiden of this country.
Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.
Genius & Successful People
Genius & Successful People
Don’t Relax In Chairs,
They Relax In Work,
They Sleep With Dreams
&
Awake With determination & Commitment.
To Impress Beautiful Women
I asked my trainer
which machine at the gym
I should use to impress
beautiful women…
he pointed outside and said.
“The ATM machine”