Category: Funny SMS

How a single spelling mistake can ruin your life:

Husband went abroad…

& sent a message to his wife:

I am having a wonderful time,

wish you were HER….!

Doctor: You look exactly like my 3rd wife.

Lady: How many wives do you have?

Doctor: Tow…!

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen

chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

Fine Urdu fight of Lucknow

Two boys are fighting in Lucknow

1st: dekheiay agar aap hamari baat nahi maanein ge

tu hum aap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shaan mein

gustakhana Kalimat pesh karein ge.

2nd: Tu huzur phir hum bhi aap k rukhsar-e-mubarak pe

aisa tamancha baja laeyn ge k gaal gulab ki manind chamakney lage ga.

Admi Thajud Prhny k Bad Dua Mangta ha

Ay mry Mola!

Sb So Rhy Hn r Ma Tri Ibadt Kr Rha Hon

Sath Wli Charpai Se Awz ai

Bgairta!Apni Dua Mang,Sadi Shikayat na la

Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..

Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”

tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”