Category: Funny SMS

I am the best, I can prove it.

I can put coffe in coffe cup.

Can you put world in world cup?

I can send my number on your cell.

Can you send your cell on my number?

I can send my address on your mobile.

Can you send your mobile on my address?

I told you I am the best.

You are Sweet, Nice and

an Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !!

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Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai…

Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai…

aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows
the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

BOY TO NURSE IN HOSPITAL:

I-LOVE-YOU

YOU JUST STOLEN MY HEART

NURSE: NO WAY

WE JUST TOOK YOUR KIDNEY

3 pathan motorcycle per ja rhy thay

Ek trafic police waly ne inhay roka to pathan bola:

Oye pagal pehly he 3 bethy hain tu kahan bethy ga.

Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.