Category: Funny SMS

A fact of life:
After Monday and Tuesday
Even the calendar says
W.T.F….

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
Dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”.

NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
.
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari
Kidney churai hai”

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

A typical student flips a coin and think.

If Head- will go to sleep.

If Tail- will watch a move.

If Stands- will listen music.

If Stays in air- will study

A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism…
kapkapatay hont….
larkharati Aawaz…
thartharata badan .
.
.
.
mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai…..

China ki Abadi 1 Arab 35 Kror
14 Wazir

India 1 Arab 27 Kror
32 Wazir

Amrica 32 Kror
14 Wazir

Brtania 13 Kror
12 Wazir

Pak 17 Kror
96 Wazir
Geo ‘PAKISTAN’