Category: Funny SMS

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manane nikle,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewane nikle,

Jab b usay dil ka hal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikle..

Biggest mystery of Maths:

1000 of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crore’s of formulas made,

but still…..

.

.

.

“X” is unknown!!!

Only Two Types of Communications
Are Fastest In The World.

E-Mail To E-Mail

&

Female To Female..:-) :-

New Generation Facebook Poem

Chatting chatting, yes mama..

Girlfriend setting?

No mama..

Telling lie?

No mama..

Open ur facebook, ha ha ha ;)

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Teri girlfriend gayi bazar

usko mil gaya dosra pyar

ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!

toba toba astaghfar.

Twinkle Twinkle litle star.