New Game: Try & Cry
Try this its fun,
Take Ur mobile,
Select Vibrate mode & put in Water.
Now call from other cell
Ur mobile will start swiming.
It’s a new game called,
Try & Cry
Category: Funny SMS
Browse full selection of Latest & Best Funny SMS, SMS jokes, Funny SMS Collection, Cute Funny SMS, Urdu Funny SMS, English Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Funny Text Messages, Funny SMS Greetings, Poems, Wishes, Funny SMS for family, friends, Colleagues. Visit Naughty SMS
Doctor to Charsi
Doctor to Charsi: Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai
Charsi: Tay theek A, sanu keri jaldi Ae.
Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!
Aaj Sunday hay, ye SMS 7 logo ko bhejo
Aaj “sUnday” Hy
Ye SMS
7 logo
Ko bhejo
Insha Allah
kal
“monday”
hoga
Ignore nhi krna
warna
parsoo
“Tuseday” ho jayega…!!! ;-)
100% guaranty
sardar make sentence in english
Interviewer: can you make a sentence
using GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.
Sardar: Yes sure, why not.
My phone rings GREEN GREEN
I PINK it up and say YELLOW
Agar koi tumhain kahay
Agar koi tumhain kahay
“Oye INSAAN ban Jaao”
Tou
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aik baar koshish Zaroor kar lena :-)
Gangster’s son failed his examination
Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati or Kaveri, India ki
nadiyan hain, Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam batao…
.
.
.
.
Santa:-Rukhsana, Farzana, Rihana, Rizwana !! Very Happy
the brain is also important
The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874
and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for ment to realize
that the brain is also important.
This is my head…..
This is my head ….
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)