Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
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ruin your life
How a single spelling mistake can ruin your life:
Husband went abroad…
& sent a message to his wife:
I am having a wonderful time,
wish you were HER….!
my 3rd wife
Doctor: You look exactly like my 3rd wife.
Lady: How many wives do you have?
Doctor: Tow…!
Have a horrible day without water
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Main nay pocha chand say
Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
Admi Thajud Prhny k Bad Dua Mangta ha
Admi Thajud Prhny k Bad Dua Mangta ha
Ay mry Mola!
Sb So Rhy Hn r Ma Tri Ibadt Kr Rha Hon
Sath Wli Charpai Se Awz ai
Bgairta!Apni Dua Mang,Sadi Shikayat na la
when a girl come close to me
Some times when I Cry,
No one see my tears.
When I am worried,
No one see my pain.
Whne I am happy,
No one see my smile.
But
When a girl come close to me,
Then every Dog see that.
Parrot bola pathan
Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”
tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”
Memon ka beta & girl friend
Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.