Category: Funny SMS

HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY :P

Jhon: Yesterday, i received an “anonymous” letter…
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PAPPU: From whom :D :]

Breaking News:
Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final ha

Try this its fun,

Take Ur mobile,
Select Vibrate mode & put in Water.

Now call from other cell
Ur mobile will start swiming.
It’s a new game called,
Try & Cry

Doctor to Charsi: Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai

Charsi: Tay theek A, sanu keri jaldi Ae.

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

Aaj “sUnday” Hy

Ye SMS

7 logo

Ko bhejo

Insha Allah

kal

“monday”

hoga

Ignore nhi krna

warna

parsoo

“Tuseday” ho jayega…!!! ;-)
100% guaranty

Agar koi tumhain kahay

“Oye INSAAN ban Jaao”

Tou

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Aik baar koshish Zaroor kar lena :-)

Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”