Category: Funny SMS

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manane nikle,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewane nikle,

Jab b usay dil ka hal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikle..

Biggest mystery of Maths:

1000 of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crore’s of formulas made,

but still…..

.

.

.

“X” is unknown!!!

Only Two Types of Communications
Are Fastest In The World.

E-Mail To E-Mail

&

Female To Female..:-) :-

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Teri girlfriend gayi bazar

usko mil gaya dosra pyar

ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!

toba toba astaghfar.

Twinkle Twinkle litle star.

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de

Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.