Category: Funny SMS

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.

Golden Words By Drivers

¤Tu lang ja sadi khair ay.

¤zid na kr GUJAR aap bara zidi ay.

¤Horn do rasta lo.

¤ Pas kr ya brdasht kr.

¤ Nasib apna apna.

¤ Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa.

¤Jisne maa ko sataya usne rksha chalaya.

¤Plat kr dekh zalim tamanna hum b rkhte hain,

Agr tu honda rakhta hai to chingchi hum b rkhte hain.

¤Mehnt kr hasad na kr.

¤Mere sajan dua krna.

¤Hum chalay dunia jalay.

¤No wait no late.

¤Chal pgli

Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly:)

MUHABBAT

ISHQ

PYAR

Ye 3 cheezen har tufan ka muqabla kar sakti hain

Magar 1 cheez in sab ko khatam kar sakti hai,

Aur
Wo
Hai

“ABBAY DI JUTTI”;-)