Category: Funny SMS

If u want to drive “MERCEDEZE

&

Wish to go

“SWITZER LAND”

&

Like to live in

“5 star hotel”

Then visit our website

“www . Beta Apni Oqat Men Raho . com”

chorr diye wo sb Dhanday..

jin k thay anjaam Ganday..

poora mahina Naik kaam mein bitayein gay..

ab Eid k baad he koi neyi Bachi phasayein gay ;-)

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,

Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

People say:
Nothing is impossible
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but I do nothing everyday :-p

Three method to catch a Tiger

1.NEWTON’S METHOD:
Allow the tiger to catch you and catch the tiger

2.EINSTIEN’S METHOD:
Chase the Tiger until it becomes tired. Then catch it.

3.PAKISTAN POLICE METHOD:
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it’s a Tiger;-)

ALLaMa iQbAL oR WAPDA mAin 1 CheeZ Hi SaMe Hai

wOh kYa hAi?

socHo?

oR

SoChO

NHi PaTa?

Dono ka 1 hi kaam hai,

soi hui qaum ko jagana:-)

What is 143?

I love u,
No
I hate u,
No
I miss u
No
I wish u
No

143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE,

Maths main dehaan do,
Romance main nahi :-P

Papa beti sa:-
Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein,
Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion?
Beti:-
Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.