Category: Funny SMS

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh ‘PIZZA HUT’ le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole “oye u don’t know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;

Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..

So, plz. Avoid CAR..

~*~Feel Life~*~
Without
Me…

Khali Khali Hai Na.??

Bas Apni Baat Hi Kuch Aisi Hai…

Computerized Poetry…

¤Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found.

¤Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr donga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi

ctrl+alt+delete kar donga.

¤Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil se aisa cut kia k paste krna bhol gaye.

¤Lakhon hnge nigah me, kbi mjhe b pick karo,

Mere pyar k icon pe kbhi to double click karo

Reality bites:

We live in such a strange country
Where PIZZA reaches home faster than
Ambulance and Police..!

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,

Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college