Category: Funny SMS

Men are like Bluetooth:
he is connected to you
when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices
when you are away…

Women are like Wi-Fi:
she sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one…

A mouse was walking along his mother,

a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse BARKS!

& cat runs away.

Moral : its always helpful

if you speak foreign language ;-)

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

Breaking news,

Pakistan cricket stadiums are now available for marriage lawns.

For booking please contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board)

former knwn as PCB :-D

Teri Aankhon me Aansu

Chehre pe hansi hai

Teri saans mein aahain,

Dil mein bebasi hai

TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko

K

Darwaze  me Teri ungli  phansi hai;-)

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.