Category: Funny SMS

~*~Feel Life~*~
Without
Me…

Khali Khali Hai Na.??

Bas Apni Baat Hi Kuch Aisi Hai…

Computerized Poetry…

¤Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found.

¤Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr donga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi

ctrl+alt+delete kar donga.

¤Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil se aisa cut kia k paste krna bhol gaye.

¤Lakhon hnge nigah me, kbi mjhe b pick karo,

Mere pyar k icon pe kbhi to double click karo

Reality bites:

We live in such a strange country
Where PIZZA reaches home faster than
Ambulance and Police..!

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,

Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

When there is a long gap between

engagement and marriage,

“who is most benefited??”

“BOY..?

“NO…!

“GIRL..?

“NO…!

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“its the mobile company”

First Law of Cartoon Physics:
“Gravity doesn’t work
until you look down”

A chines couple,

Mr Hua & Mrs Hua

got twin babies after marriage.

They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.

Next year they got one more baby.

They named Ye-Kia-Hua

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..