Category: Funny SMS

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya;)

Sher Sherni ko kiss karne laga

sherni ne roka or idhar udhar dekne lagi.

Sher:kya hua?

Sherni: dekh rahi hoon aas paas wo manhus

National Geographic wale to nahi hain.

Why do we drink water?
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Bcoz we cannot eat water. .
Taaaaalliyaaaan
Kasam sy bachpan say he genius hoon..;)

Fakeer: 1 Rupia dy do Baba

Aadmi: Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay

khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho…

fakeer: Chal fair apni payn da  rishta day dy:-)

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh ‘PIZZA HUT’ le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole “oye u don’t know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.