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My wife is too good

Man: My wife is too good,

She can’t talk on any subject for hours.

Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,

She doesn’t even need a sibject to talk about.

Repeat This Sentence

Repeat this sentence again and again?
A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD …
try it.

In the end you’ll feel like a Chicken ;-) :-D

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,

aur apnay he ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,

Aur khoob dawat ki,

subha jab ghar poncha to Bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha Bakra kahan say aya?

Bivi: “Bakray ko goli maro!!

Ye batao raat ko tum choron ki tarha “KUTAY” ko kahan lay kar gay thay??”

AAj ke friends I TELL U

AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy

oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u