Category: Funny SMS

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Live Concert At SKY

*Dancer MICHEAL JAKSON

*SINGERS Noor Jahan, Nusrat Fateh

*POETRY BY Faraz

For Free Ticket

apne kareebi switch mein ungli dal dein

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours

From now on SMS  menas

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi

SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

Because

SM= Sania Mirza

SM= Shoaib Malik

“OYAEY”

Msg Bhej
Warna
Teri…?
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M

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MAA

MAA

MAARZI Yaar !

Naaa Bheij
koyi zabardasti thori hai..!

Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho….
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pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha:p