Category: Funny SMS

Breaking news,

Pakistan cricket stadiums are now available for marriage lawns.

For booking please contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board)

former knwn as PCB :-D

Teri Aankhon me Aansu

Chehre pe hansi hai

Teri saans mein aahain,

Dil mein bebasi hai

TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko

K

Darwaze  me Teri ungli  phansi hai;-)

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

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