Category: Funny SMS

What did the Lonely Banana say?
I m “A’kela” :-p

What did the Potato say when it answered the phone?
“Aaloo?” ;-)

Where do Cauliflowers hang out?
In the Gobi desert :-D

What did the confused Egg say?
I dont “Unda”-Stand :-p

What did the Half-eaten Naan say?
I wish I was a “Puri” ;-)

What Language do Carrots speak?
Gajar-ati :-p

What did the first Pizza slice say

to the other Pizza slice so it would move?

Pizza-“HUT” :->

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…

Phoolon mein Tum,

Khayalon mein Tum,

Dil mein Tum,

Baghon mein Tum,

Sapno mein Tum,

Yaadon mein Tum,

kitabon mein tum,

0y..! Tussi ghar v BendayO,

K PHIRDY E REHNDY O…?

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai…
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HAAN…!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai….

Misery of Mobile

It hurts when your mobile phone running out of following things.

1. Balance

2. Battery

3. SMS Package.

Two old men were at a boring meeting

1st man: it is so boring,

even my hips have fallen asleep!

2nd man: I know, I heard them snoring three times. :-D

1 night bijli chali gae…

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

A man in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how are you?

He is embarrassed and says doing just fine

So what are you up to?

Well, just sitting like you

Can I come over?

No,  no I am kinda busy now

listen,  I have to call you back.

There is an idiot in other toilet

who is answering my question.