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Extreme of fashion?
Dhoti with zip
Extreme of secrecy?
Blank Visiting Card
Extreme of Stupidity?
-Looking through a key hole of a glass door
Extreme of kanjusi?
A sheikh after accident lying on the road giving miscalls to EDHI
Extreme of lie?
A habshi taking bath & singing
PANI MEIN JALE MERA GÖRA BADAN.
BETA: Abu meri teacher kitni pyari he na…!
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BAP: Beta teacher MAA k braber hoti ha.
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BETA: Aap Hmesha apne hi chakar me rehte hen.
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
Shoaib Malik & Sania Mirza Ki Shadi Se Sabit Hua.
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India
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Pakistan Ka Sala Hai
Hahahaha.
GEO Malik
What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!
A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.
Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa,
Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe,
Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai
Pathan ka shair…!
Na bottle mein na jar mein,
Na hotle mein na bar mein,
na bike peh, na car mein,
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Jo maza naswar mein,
na ishq mein na pyar mein.
Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Majnu asked laila what’s this?
Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.
