How Boy and girl on first meeting think about each other.
Girl : kitna seedha larka hey
Boy : kitni sexy bachi hey
Girl : kitna nice behavior hey
Boy : kya zalim figure hey
Girl : well educated lagta hey
Boy : sali chaalu lagti hey
Girl : dressing zabardast ki hey
Boy : thora aur light dress hota to maza aajata
Girl : agar razi hogaya to is sey shadi kar k hi chorongi
Boy : aik baar razi to ho jaye phir……..
A girl is much more than she seems.
She is not a toy.
Underneath that make up and hair.
There’s a sign that says
“handle with care”
BOY:
Kaash Menu Rab ne Nika jeya Brush banaya honda.
Te ma Tere Waalan vich Phirda.
GIRL:
Te jay Thora jeya Wada banaya honda,
te ma Tenu Flush vich phayrdi
A child said to the sales girl in a sweets shop:
Miss will you marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled and said yes
Child said: can you give your future husband a free chocolate
I want a boyfriend who:
will text me good morning/good night.
will make me laugh
will take funny/cute pictures with me.
Respects me won’t lie to me
doesn’t flirt with other girls.
Girl: It’s unfair that if a boy have
a different girl every week, he’s a legend,
but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Boy: If a key opens lots of locks,
then it’s a master key,
but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,
then it’s a shitty lock.
Its not your mistake
If you can not read the eyes which cheat you.
But its really your mistake
If you can not read the eyes which care for you.
Boys are really attractive when they:
1. Play with chidren;
2. Accompany their moms happily;
3. Play guitar or another music instruments;
4. Sing a love song although they can’t sing;
5. Help others do something;
6. Bit their bottom lips;
7. Know how to treat women right;
8. Just be himself without their friends.
WAYS TO IMPRESS A GIRL
Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice for her
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just Smile
Gameover!
Boy: Ager main tumhein kiss ker k bhaag jaon to?
Girl:To main samjhon gi k
ik larka jo pura paper ker sakta tha
wo objective likh k bhaag gaya
