Girls Are Like Internet Virus
Girl is an Internet VIRUS.
She enters in your life,
SCAN your pockets,
EDIT your mind,
DOWNLOAD her problem,
DELETE your smile and
HANG your life.
So keep distance from girls.
Girl is an Internet VIRUS.
She enters in your life,
SCAN your pockets,
EDIT your mind,
DOWNLOAD her problem,
DELETE your smile and
HANG your life.
So keep distance from girls.
A chemistry student purposing a Girl:
I love you more than an electron
wants to attract towards proton.
Girl: oye sulphur dioxide,
apna zinc sulphide jesa face
ley k foran yahan se reduce hoja,
is se pehly k tujhy oxidize kardun
or tu reacti0n k kabil b na rahy.
A girl needs a man
with real intentions
not a boy
who can’t pay attention.
Sweet age of true relationship
Small girl & boy are seen crying together.
When asked why?
Girl says: My doll has broken
Boy says: I M crying bcz my doll is crying :-(
Girl: Ur da sunshine of my life,
without u life is a dreamy cloud,
Ur in my heart like de cloud wind in the sky..
Boy: Is this a proposal or a wether report?
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
.
.
.
Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the gir.
Loyalty keeps the girl.
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What you see?Tell me…!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti…. Vadi aai true love di..
Boy: will you be my friend.?
Girl: my parents will not allow me?
Boy: very strange.
what do you think,
that my parents bring me the
membership to flirt with girls.