A chemistry student purposing a Girl:
I love you more than an electron
wants to attract towards proton.
Girl: oye sulphur dioxide,
apna zinc sulphide jesa face
ley k foran yahan se reduce hoja,
is se pehly k tujhy oxidize kardun
or tu reacti0n k kabil b na rahy.
A girl needs a man
with real intentions
not a boy
who can’t pay attention.
Sweet age of true relationship
Small girl & boy are seen crying together.
When asked why?
Girl says: My doll has broken
Boy says: I M crying bcz my doll is crying :-(
Girl: Ur da sunshine of my life,
without u life is a dreamy cloud,
Ur in my heart like de cloud wind in the sky..
Boy: Is this a proposal or a wether report?
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the gir.
Loyalty keeps the girl.
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What you see?Tell me…!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti…. Vadi aai true love di..
Boy: will you be my friend.?
Girl: my parents will not allow me?
Boy: very strange.
what do you think,
that my parents bring me the
membership to flirt with girls.
Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose,
which dies in a day.
But don’t love me,
who dies for you everyday?
Girl Replied:
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Oye hoye … Dialogue!!
