main jin hun FARAZ nahi
Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ?
PATHAN: aik shair suna do.
JIN: hukm karien bakwas nahi
main jin hun FARAZ nahi
PATHAN: wah wah kia shair hy.
Category: Pathan SMS
50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain
Akhbar Me aaya
50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain.
Is pr Pathano ne kafi halla Machaya.
Phir aya.
50% Pathan bewakoof nhi hote hain.
Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…
PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon
PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon
“Moon is important than SUN
bcz Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but SUN gives light in day
when light is not needed!”
mujhy bhi pasand hai
Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya,
pathan preshan ho kr: Tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti.
Beti: kiun..?
Pathan: Q k wo mujhy bhi pasand hai..
Pathan in a bar
Pathan in a bar and
his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and
Says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’
jumps in joy
Doctor: You have Brain cancer.
Pathan Jumps in joy.
YesssSSS !!!
Doctor: Why are you so Happy ?
Pathan: B-coz it Proves that i have a BRAIN.
Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein
Teacher: Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein?
Pathan Student: ji 3 hein.
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
aur
3. Mera chacha
Haji Azam:-)
pathan proudly says
Teacher to Pathan:
Where were you born?
Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA.
Teacher: spelling?
Pathan: I think i was born in N.W.F.P. :-D
which network is most famous
A Pathan in an interview in mobile company
As he answered the first question.
They kicked him out.
Question was asked,
“which network is most famous”?
Pathan answered: Cartoon Network
play football every night
Pathan : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Pathan : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.