Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe
Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe
Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho?
Pathan:Maa Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hy !!!
Category: Pathan SMS
Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Professor se
Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kr wo pagal hogaye..
sawal tha…
NASWAR ka chemical formula kya hai? ;-)
Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia
Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia
Subha Pathan ne apna HBL me Bank Account close karwa diya
Q?
Q k HBL aap k khwabon ko hqiqat me bdal skta hai…
Pathan ko DRIP Lagi
Pathan ko DRIP Lagi
Jb DRIP END honey lagi to usne apne bhai se kaha jao SISTER ko bula k lao
Wo 3 din k baad Quetta se apni BEHN ko le aya…
Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to
Pathan:
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega?
Dr: 5 laakh.
Pathan: Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to?
zindagi ki race me bhaago
zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye
hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k
tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein,
phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:-
looking for expiry date
Ek pathan kafi dair se apna
“NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha,
wife ne tung aa kar pocha:
kia dekh rhe ho?
Pathan boola : “EXPIRY DATE”
beg to state that I love you
Pathan Ek larki say “I Love You”
Larki: Tammeez Say Batt Karo
Pathan: Bismilah Hirrahma Nir Rahim,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you.
the winner will get the cup
Pathan : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup,
why others running?
khan started dancing
Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.
Khan started dancing,
Doctor: Why are you dancing?
Khan: No tension about tumor,
I am happy to know that I have brain.