play football every night
Pathan : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Pathan : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Category: Pathan SMS
Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Professor se
Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kr wo pagal hogaye..
sawal tha…
NASWAR ka chemical formula kya hai? ;-)
Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe
Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe
Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho?
Pathan:Maa Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hy !!!
Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia
Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia
Subha Pathan ne apna HBL me Bank Account close karwa diya
Q?
Q k HBL aap k khwabon ko hqiqat me bdal skta hai…
Pathan ko DRIP Lagi
Pathan ko DRIP Lagi
Jb DRIP END honey lagi to usne apne bhai se kaha jao SISTER ko bula k lao
Wo 3 din k baad Quetta se apni BEHN ko le aya…
Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to
Pathan:
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega?
Dr: 5 laakh.
Pathan: Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to?
zindagi ki race me bhaago
zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye
hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k
tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein,
phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:-
looking for expiry date
Ek pathan kafi dair se apna
“NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha,
wife ne tung aa kar pocha:
kia dekh rhe ho?
Pathan boola : “EXPIRY DATE”
the winner will get the cup
Pathan : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup,
why others running?
khan started dancing
Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.
Khan started dancing,
Doctor: Why are you dancing?
Khan: No tension about tumor,
I am happy to know that I have brain.