Category: Pathan SMS

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe

Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho?

Pathan:Maa Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hy !!!

Pathan ko DRIP Lagi

Jb DRIP END honey lagi to usne apne bhai se kaha jao SISTER ko bula k lao

Wo 3 din k baad Quetta se apni BEHN ko le aya…

Pathan:

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega?

Dr: 5 laakh.

Pathan: Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to?

zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye

hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k

tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein,

phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:-

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna

“NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha,

wife ne tung aa kar pocha:

kia dekh rhe ho?

Pathan boola : “EXPIRY DATE”

Pathan Ek larki say “I Love You”

Larki: Tammeez Say Batt Karo

Pathan: Bismilah Hirrahma Nir Rahim,

With due respect I beg to state that I love you.

Pathan : Why are all these people running?

Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup,

why others running?

Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.

Khan started dancing,

Doctor: Why are you dancing?

Khan: No tension about tumor,

I am happy to know that I have brain.