Pathan lost his cheque book!
Pathan løst his cheque book!
Manager:
“U should care, any1 can sign ur cheques!”
Pathan:
“How can any1 sign?
I’m not a føøl, I’ve already signed all cheques!
Category: Pathan SMS
recognize Pathan in School
How do you recognize Pathan in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book
when the teacher erases the board.
Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao
Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?
Pathan soch mai
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Pathan replied
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Al andruni…!
New E-Mail ID of Pathan
Pathan creates a new e-mail id.
Hacker Dies . .
Virus Cries . .
Google Shocks . .
Pathan Rocks B-)
Logical Answer By Pathan
Logical Answer By Pathan
Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy?
Pathan: Bhai Behn ka
Techer: Wo ksy?
Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy.
Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikhao
Pathan: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikhao
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Dun..?
Pathan: kocha. Hawai Jahaz Mein Jane Ka kia Zarurat Hai, Yahin pe Dikha Do…
strange weather forecast
Once Pathan was walking
he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold
and on the other hand it would be hot.
Pathan Asks To Sardar
Pathan :
“I am going” Ka Kya matlab hota hai?
Sardar:
Main Ja raha hun..
Pathan:
aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta
Pehlay matlab bata…….
pathan doobte doobte
Pathan galti se samunder mai gir gaya…
Doobte doobte uske hath mei machli aayi..
usay pakar ker bahar pheka or bola:
Ja tu to apni jan bacha le …..
Pathan cycle pe ja raha tha
Pathan cycle pe ja raha tha Bloach milaor bola
ALLAH ke nam pe kuch de do Khan Pathan..
Aa chal tuje aik or chaker doon