Category: Pathan SMS

How do you recognize Pathan in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book

when the teacher erases the board.

Pathan creates a new e-mail id.

[email protected]

Hacker Dies . .
Virus Cries . .
Google Shocks . .
Pathan Rocks B-)

Logical Answer By Pathan

Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy?

Pathan: Bhai Behn ka

Techer: Wo ksy?

Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy.

Pathan: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikhao

SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Dun..?

Pathan: kocha. Hawai Jahaz Mein Jane Ka kia Zarurat Hai, Yahin pe Dikha Do…

Once Pathan was walking

he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so.

He replied that the weather forecast

announced that on one hand it would be cold

and on the other hand it would be hot.

Pathan :
“I am going” Ka Kya matlab hota hai?

Sardar:
Main Ja raha hun..

Pathan:
aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta
Pehlay matlab bata…….

Pathan galti se samunder mai gir gaya…

Doobte doobte uske hath mei machli aayi..

usay pakar ker bahar pheka or bola:

Ja tu to apni jan bacha le …..

Pathan cycle pe ja raha tha Bloach milaor bola

ALLAH ke nam pe kuch de do Khan Pathan..

Aa chal tuje aik or chaker doon

A Pathan was asked in jail.

What did you do?

Pathan: I roped a bank

and deposited all the money in the same bank.