Category: Pathan SMS

A Pathan was asked in jail.

What did you do?

Pathan: I roped a bank

and deposited all the money in the same bank.

IQ Test of Pathan

Teacher: 1876 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN: Ni pata

Teacher stupid

Quad.e.Azam Peda Hue The

1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

PATHAN: Masha ALLah Quad.e.azam 5 Sal K HoGaye thy.

Pathan : People consider me as a ‘GOD’

Wife: How do you know?

Pathan : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,

Oh GOD! You have come again.

This is “GHURBAT”

FaQir Pathan Se: 5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba?

Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO

Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort Hai

Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha..

Pathan always forget the password of windows.

Then he set the clever password “INCORRECT”.

Now whenever he insert the wrong password.

Computer itself tells him

Your Password Is Incorrect.

Pathan Rock Computer Shock…!

After The Success of Mere Brother Ki Dulhan

The Famous Director of Peshawar

Gul Khan Presents Meri Dulhan Ka Brother

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But PATHAN Rocks

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?

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Pathan: Pakoray…

pathan to waiter

yaar kfc kab band hota hai ?

waiter

kfc is open 24 hours…

pathan

“purana time ya naya time“??