electric company interview
Pathan went to an electric company for interview.
Boss: electric motor kaise chalti hai?
Pathan: turrrrrrrrr…
Boss: stop it!
Pathan: turr…tur…thoos!..
Category: Pathan SMS
fire in air
Pathan’s father gave him a gun,
on wedding night & said.
fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Pathan fired in air 1st nite
&
shot her on 2nd nite;-)
AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA
AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA YAR
MAIN APNAY ABU SE APNI SHADI KI BAAT KESE KRON.
PATHAN. SIMPLE ZONG LO OR SUB KEH DO !
A Pathan In Library
A Pathan In Library
after reading a book for 2-3 hours.
It’s a boring book,
too many characters and no story!
Librarian Said: Hello man,
This is a TELEPHONE directory.
khan KHOPRI istimal karo!
1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Doctor ne pucha
Khan sab kya hua?
Khan:hum Pathar se keel thok raha tha,
Humko 1 aadmi bola khan KHOPRI istimal karo!
Happy “NASWAR” day
Aaj
wo azeem
din ha jis say 1 kror sal pahlay 1 aysi medicin eejad
hui jis ki wja say
aaj
Pathan zinda hai
Happy “NASWAR” day
Tala Khulwana hai
Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or
kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !
1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?
Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.
main jin hun FARAZ nahi
Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ?
PATHAN: aik shair suna do.
JIN: hukm karien bakwas nahi
main jin hun FARAZ nahi
PATHAN: wah wah kia shair hy.
Ma tmhry lye sub chor dunga
Pathan.Ma tmhry lye sub chor dunga
Girl: Ami Abu?
Pathan:yes
Girl: Khana pina!
Pthn:Yes
Girl: Apny frndz!
Pthn:yes
Girl:Niswar!
Pthn:Baji chalti phrti nzr Aao.
Pathan In Computer Exam
Pathan in computer exam.
Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel?
Pathan: It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the computer…:-P