How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?
1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
Kept the door open while bathing
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Sardar proposed a girl……
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year
Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
1 sardar
Apni maa ki Qameez aur
Baap ki Shalwar pehn k
bazaar mein ghoom raha tha
Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha?
Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
sardar going to Bombay
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
Sardar: india ka flag dikhao…
Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
How can you make seven even?
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!