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A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said �India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
1 sardar
Apni maa ki Qameez aur
Baap ki Shalwar pehn k
bazaar mein ghoom raha tha
Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha?
Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
