Category: Sardar SMS

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Apni maa ki Qameez aur

Baap ki Shalwar pehn k

bazaar mein ghoom raha tha

Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha?

Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol

Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.

While its landing he shouted:

“Bombay ….Bombay”

Airhostess said: “B silent.”

Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”

Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.

Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

As train start running,

a sardar got the train.

TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?

Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

Sardar driving a jeep in jungle,

Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..?

Sardar: give the right indicator and turn left.

Aik deewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook  raha hai

Sardar ne wahi par thooka  aur hans ne laga

ha ha ha

Thooka  ham ne  naam kuttay ka aaye ga..