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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…
English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
some people drink directly from tooti.
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di or sardar je se boli:
“Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao”
sardar ne bhe Jeans utaar de or bola:
Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya
LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?
SARDAR : Pata nahi
Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..
