sardar make sentence in english
Interviewer: can you make a sentence
using GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.
Sardar: Yes sure, why not.
My phone rings GREEN GREEN
I PINK it up and say YELLOW
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Singh in every sardar’s name
Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?
Really u don’t know?
Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S – Sala
I – Insaan
N – Nahin
G – Gadha
H – Hay
married to start a happy life
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls.
sardar the bird killer
A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it :)
Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Use
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SARDAR: ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY ….
Sardar want to apply!
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..”
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
” I Want To Apply For This Job …”
sardar becomes manager
Sardar got promotion
from Clerk to Manager.
He went home & told his
wife in new style.
Biwi Behosh!
why?
He said to her
“Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH soy gi;-)
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay
Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Lawyer to sardar
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p