Sardar to Bill Gates
Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi vi kamle ho!
GATES: Why?
SARDAR: Tusi nam GATES rakheya hae,
Te business tusi WINDOWS daa karde ho…;-)
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sardar was helping his son
A sardar was helping his son
to fill his admission form.
Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column?
Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”
sardar got new job
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se
Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se!
Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle
Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha
Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye
Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha
Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.
sardar make sentence in english
Interviewer: can you make a sentence
using GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.
Sardar: Yes sure, why not.
My phone rings GREEN GREEN
I PINK it up and say YELLOW
Singh in every sardar’s name
Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?
Really u don’t know?
Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S – Sala
I – Insaan
N – Nahin
G – Gadha
H – Hay
married to start a happy life
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls.
sardar the bird killer
A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it :)
Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Use
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SARDAR: ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY ….
Sardar want to apply!
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..”
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
” I Want To Apply For This Job …”