Tring Tring Tring.
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
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this is her husband speaking
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
Sardar ki maa bemaar ho gae
Sardar ki maa bemaar ho gae.
Wo usay doctor k pas lay gya.
Doctor: in k test ho gay.
Sardar: ay bohot kmazor nay.
Tusi twenty twenty ya one day kra lao.
Main aata hun
A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus…
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do this..?
SARDAR: Main aata hun..Magar pehle sher ko hatao..
just knock the door
How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
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Just knock the door.
Early shopping is not a crime!
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go to the toilet
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
who is sardar
How can you identify
a sardar in classroom..?
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Think?
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Very simple
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Just see who is erasing the notes
when teacher is erasing the black board!!
Sardar Stop Imagining
Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a room
with all the doors & windows shut
and the room caught fire.
How would you escape?
Sardar: O very simple, I’ll stop imagining ;)