watch movie with girlfriend
Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1…………….A25
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population of India
A Teacher lecturing on “Population”
In India after every 10 second
a woman gives birth to a child.
A Sardar stands up and says
“We must find and stop that Woman”
sentence into future tense
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Shayari by sardar ji
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
Captain of Military
Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho
SARDAR Aage nhi barha
Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ?
SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.
sardar in police station
Sardar police station aya or bola:
Mujhe arrest karlo,
mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay
Police: Wo mar gai kya.?
sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai.
Hun meri khair nai.
Tring Tring Tring.
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
this is her husband speaking
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
Sardar ki maa bemaar ho gae
Sardar ki maa bemaar ho gae.
Wo usay doctor k pas lay gya.
Doctor: in k test ho gay.
Sardar: ay bohot kmazor nay.
Tusi twenty twenty ya one day kra lao.
Main aata hun
A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus…
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do this..?
SARDAR: Main aata hun..Magar pehle sher ko hatao..