Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

Boss asked Sardar

to buy two corner tickets for a movie

to watch with his Girlfriend.

Sardar bought two corner tickets:

A1…………….A25

Teacher: “I killed a person”

convert this sentence into future tense

Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

Shayari by Sardar ji:

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho

SARDAR Aage nhi barha

Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ?

SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.

Sardar police station aya or bola:

Mujhe arrest karlo,

mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay

Police: Wo mar gai kya.?

sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai.

Hun meri khair nai.

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.