Category: Sardar SMS

Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a room

with all the doors & windows shut

and the room caught fire.

How would you escape?

Sardar: O very simple, I’ll stop imagining ;)

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city
is city..

Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga

dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he…..

Sardar buildng se gira or behosh ho gaya.
Doctor said he’s dead.
Sudnly he wakes up & says “O main zinda wa!”
Sardarni: CHUP KAR TENU Doctor NALU BOTA PATA AE!

ek sardar ki ammi mar gai,

ek aadmi bola: amma mujhe le jaati

do char aur bole: amma hamein bhi le jaati

sardar: chup ho jao kamino,

amm kya suzuki kar k gai hai

1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya

1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai

Sardar G Bole”Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi karte.

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..