Category: Sardar SMS

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga

dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he…..

Sardar buildng se gira or behosh ho gaya.
Doctor said he’s dead.
Sudnly he wakes up & says “O main zinda wa!”
Sardarni: CHUP KAR TENU Doctor NALU BOTA PATA AE!

ek sardar ki ammi mar gai,

ek aadmi bola: amma mujhe le jaati

do char aur bole: amma hamein bhi le jaati

sardar: chup ho jao kamino,

amm kya suzuki kar k gai hai

1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya

1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai

Sardar G Bole”Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi karte.

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

In an African Safari,

a LION suddenly bounced on Sardar’s wife.

Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!

Sardar- Yes yes wait…

I’m changing the battery of my camera.

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Teacher to sardar: Translate into English,

Us ka seena khushi se phool gaya.

sardar replied: Due to hapiness his chest became breast.

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?

Sardar: No, I’ve eaten sandwich.

Sardarni: Don’t try to lie,

I know lips can lie but hips don’t lie…:-P