Sardar was busy removing a wheel
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Due to hapiness
Teacher to sardar: Translate into English,
Us ka seena khushi se phool gaya.
sardar replied: Due to hapiness his chest became breast.
joke in one word
Joke in one word
SARDAR
Joke in two words
Intelligent SARDAR
Joke in three words
SARDAR playing chess
Joke in four words
SARDAR wins the game.
hips don’t lie
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardar: No, I’ve eaten sandwich.
Sardarni: Don’t try to lie,
I know lips can lie but hips don’t lie…:-P
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do la
o lagain”
sardar doctor fail
Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai
Sardar rotey hoay
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Kitne numbron se..??
Gandhi G Birthday
Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
sardar as a director
A sardar as a Director.
You should jump into the swimming pool
from 100ft height.
Actor: I don’t know swimming.
Sardar: Oye don’t worry there is no water
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
early shopping
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime.
anyway how early you were?
Sardar: Before opening the shop.