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sardar ki ammi mar gai

ek sardar ki ammi mar gai,

ek aadmi bola: amma mujhe le jaati

do char aur bole: amma hamein bhi le jaati

sardar: chup ho jao kamino,

amm kya suzuki kar k gai hai

Sardar In African Safari

In an African Safari,

a LION suddenly bounced on Sardar’s wife.

Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!

Sardar- Yes yes wait…

I’m changing the battery of my camera.

Due to hapiness

Teacher to sardar: Translate into English,

Us ka seena khushi se phool gaya.

sardar replied: Due to hapiness his chest became breast.