Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

In an African Safari,

a LION suddenly bounced on Sardar’s wife.

Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!

Sardar- Yes yes wait…

I’m changing the battery of my camera.

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Teacher to sardar: Translate into English,

Us ka seena khushi se phool gaya.

sardar replied: Due to hapiness his chest became breast.

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?

Sardar: No, I’ve eaten sandwich.

Sardarni: Don’t try to lie,

I know lips can lie but hips don’t lie…:-P

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do la
o lagain”

Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai
Sardar rotey hoay
.
.
.
Kitne numbron se..??

Teacher: What happen on 1869?

Sardar: I don’t know.

Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.

Now tell me what happen on 1873?

Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)