Category: Teacher Sms

Students Vs Teachers :-

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote

When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty

You are the best Teacher in this world.

Wherever I may go in my life,

I will always remember that

I had an excellent guide

in the form of a teacher, You.

How Do University
Teachers Complete
Syllabus:
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.
Unit-1:
This Is Just Introduction,
No Need To Teach..
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Unit-2:
Very Easy Topic,
You Can Study On Your
Own.
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Unit-3:
This Has Already
Been Discussed In
Last Class.
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Unit-4:
This Topic Is
Directly Given In Text Book As
It Is,
So I Don’t Need To Teach It.
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Unit-5:
Now Who Is Ready
To Give Presentation .. ? =P =D

Teacher: why you absent yesterday?

Boy: Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.

Teacher: Kiss liye?

Boy: Yes miss bohat liye.

I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO! “!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,

Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.?

Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti Hyen

K Maine Bare Bare Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hy.