Category: Teacher Sms

You are the best Teacher in this world.

Wherever I may go in my life,

I will always remember that

I had an excellent guide

in the form of a teacher, You.

How Do University
Teachers Complete
Syllabus:
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Unit-1:
This Is Just Introduction,
No Need To Teach..
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Unit-2:
Very Easy Topic,
You Can Study On Your
Own.
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Unit-3:
This Has Already
Been Discussed In
Last Class.
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Unit-4:
This Topic Is
Directly Given In Text Book As
It Is,
So I Don’t Need To Teach It.
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Unit-5:
Now Who Is Ready
To Give Presentation .. ? =P =D

Teacher: why you absent yesterday?

Boy: Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.

Teacher: Kiss liye?

Boy: Yes miss bohat liye.

I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO! “!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,

Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.?

Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti Hyen

K Maine Bare Bare Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hy.

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”
PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”