Category: Wife SMS

A woman was kidnapped.

The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger

to her husband and demanded for money.

Husband replied:

I want more proof..

KHOPRI BHEJO  KHOPRI.

A pretty face will always grow old.
A nice body will always change with age.
However…
A good woman will always be a good woman

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,

Aap 100 main say aik hain!

Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,

pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.

1st Friend: Yar meri b.v gussa bhot krti hy.
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2nd Friend: Meri b pehle krti thi ab nai krti.
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1st Friend: Tum ne kia elaaj kia?
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2nd Friend: 1 din gusse me thi,
My ne keh dya,
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Burhaape me gussa aa hi jaata hy,
Us roz se wo gussa nai krti :p

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

That’s called a reply….!

Husband: If i sleep with your most loving friend.
What will be the 1st thought
that would come in your mind?
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Wife: that you are a Gay.!:-)

Deadly Terms Used By Women