Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
A woman was kidnapped.
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger
to her husband and demanded for money.
Husband replied:
I want more proof..
KHOPRI BHEJO KHOPRI.
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
That’s called a reply….!
Husband: If i sleep with your most loving friend.
What will be the 1st thought
that would come in your mind?
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Wife: that you are a Gay.!:-)
Deadly Terms Used By Women
Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls.
Because, if they leave her hand
she’ll go for shopping.
It looks ROMANTIC
but actually it’s ECONOMIC….:D
Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…
A husband gave the keys of his new car
to his wife with a warning…
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Dear, If you meet with an accident,
then the news paper will print your age.
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.
