Category: Wife SMS

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

mechanical engineer wife

calls his husband and said:

Your spare part has arrived (you become a father)

Husband replied: check it below there is Nut of Bolt.

Wife to husband.

Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.

Moral?

“jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”

A man came home late at night after partying.

His wife yelled: How would you feel

if you didn’t see me for two days?

The man couldn’t believe his luck.

‘That would be great’

Monday passed and he didn’t see her.

Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.

On Thursday his swelling became better and

now he could see her from the corner of one eye.!

When a man opens the
door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.

Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

“Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

“Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen………

Bivi: ap ny pichly sal

Eid py meri ami ko Lohy ka bed banwa k dia tha, is dafa kia irada hy?

Shohr: is sal us men current chornay ka irada hy

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?

She answers: My husband’s cheque book.

Kisi mahaan hasti ne kaha hai,

Aurat ki aadhi zindagi husband ki TALAASH me

aur baqi aadhi us ki TALAASHi me guzar jati hai..:-D

bechari aurat