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Message of the year

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

talk to a beautiful woman

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A man approaches to

a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:

Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store.

Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?

Woman said Why?

Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,

my wife appears from somewhere.

Confident Husband

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Confident Husband: “When I am gone you will never find another man like me”.

Wife Sarcastically: “What makes you think I would want another man like you!”

wife hit her husband with frying pan

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A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.

Husband: What was that for..?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week

and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

wife of mechanical engineer

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mechanical engineer wife

calls his husband and said:

Your spare part has arrived (you become a father)

Husband replied: check it below there is Nut of Bolt.

jazbat ka izhar

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Wife to husband.

Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.

Moral?

“jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”

That Would Be Great

Posted on by Shining Spirit

A man came home late at night after partying.

His wife yelled: How would you feel

if you didn’t see me for two days?

The man couldn’t believe his luck.

‘That would be great’

Monday passed and he didn’t see her.

Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.

On Thursday his swelling became better and

now he could see her from the corner of one eye.!