1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D
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