A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
Related SMS:
- Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
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- sardar thoughts three times
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- Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay
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- sardar in winter
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- sardar farts loudly in the bar
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