catch a tiger
Three method to catch a Tiger
1.NEWTON’S METHOD:
Allow the tiger to catch you and catch the tiger
2.EINSTIEN’S METHOD:
Chase the Tiger until it becomes tired. Then catch it.
3.PAKISTAN POLICE METHOD:
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it’s a Tiger;-)
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