chicken bohut maze ki bani hai

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2. Zindagi mili kuch zara si thi, Kuch is main kami b zara si thi

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3. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

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4. Hum tumharay dil mein hain k nahi

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5. Kal Main bathroom gaya

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6. Race Layein Ga

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7. hips don’t lie

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8. masala laga k

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9. Meri Zaat Zara-E-Imtihaan

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10. CHUP KAR TENU Doctor NALU BOTA PATA AE!

    Sardar buildng se gira or behosh ho gaya. Doctor said he’s dead. Sudnly he wakes...

11. Shadi bohut zarori hay

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12. Education Related Songs

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13. thanda peo gay ya garam

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14. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

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15. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

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16. funny conversation of doctor n patient

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17. Khud Ko Musalman Kehty Kehty

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18. BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA

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19. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

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20. khaas naimat

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21. 3 sardar after exam

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22. Taxi driver to sardar

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23. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

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24. Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta

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25. Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya

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