Clever Financial Management
Clever Financial Management!
A beggar found 100Rs’
He decided to have a great dinner.
He went to a 5 star h0tel & enj0yed the dinner
When bill came he said I have n0 m0ney
Manager called p0lice & handed the beggar over to him
The beggar gave 100 Rs to p0liceman & set free ;-)
This is FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT indeed!..!
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