Delivery is free in PIZZA HUT
Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh ‘PIZZA HUT’ le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole “oye u don’t know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.
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