Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Related SMS:
- Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay tumhari aanay wali sari naslain kuttay ki maut...
- Palat K Aaoge Tum Intizar Kerta Hoon
Palat K Aaoge Tum Intizar Kerta Hoon Qasam Khuda Ki Tumhain Ab Bhi Pyaar Kerta...
- Tujhey sub pata hai
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise!...
- Kia kahon tujhey ?
Kia kahon tujhey ? khuwab kahoon to toot jayega……… .. Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega………….....
- PRETTY PIA AIR HOSTESS
PRETTY PIA AIR HOSTESS TO PASSENGER: WILL YOU TAKE MEAL? PASSENGER: WHAT ARE THE CHOICES?...
- Wow! itni lambi celebration
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay...
- Aik deewar pe lika tha
Aik deewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hai Sardar ne wahi par thooka aur...
- Ramzan aaney wala hai
Woh sehri ki noraneyat, Woh iftaar ki rounaq, Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna, Woh...
- Namaz ki shaan
Jab tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se asman tak rahmat-e-ilahi ghata...
- Tujh Se Koi Umeed Bhi Wabasta Nhi
Har RAAT Gham_e_Tanhaai, Har SHAAM teri yaad aai.. Laakh tujhey bhulana chaha, Us se barrh...
- shadi ho gai hai meri
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dosto’. Bhool jaon to samajh lena k...
- Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan...
- Jo Howa, Wo Acha Howa
Allah Ta’ala Farmate hein.. Aiy Bande jo Hua.. Woh acha Hua.. Jo ho raha Hai.....
- Dunya Say Ja Raha Hai Koi
Gham-e-Hayat Ka Jhagra Mita Raha Hai Koi, Chalay Aao K Dunya Say Ja Raha Hai...
- sweet meanings of DOSTI
Dosti have sweet”” “”Means (D””dua””denay””Wala”” (O””omeed””ki”” kiran”” (S””sath”‘nibhane””Wala”” (T””tanhai””ka”” Sathi”” (I”itbar”k” Qabil”)....
- sardar in female bogie
As train start running, a sardar got the train. TT: Don’t you see it’s female...
- Interesting Facts of Marriage
Interesting Facts of Marriage. . . :-) Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy? Ans....
- Ajab Baat Hai Wo Mujh Se Khafa b Raha
Ajab Baat Hai Wo Mujh Se Khafa b Raha Wo Doston Se Mera Haal Pochta...
- Sehri Kar K Hi Sona
1990 Dhol Wala: Bhaiyon sehri ka waqt ho gaya hai uth jao. . . ....
- Please bike taze na chalao
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar...
- Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20...
- Ufone Marriage Menu
Ufone Marriage Menu mein khushamdeed Rishtey k LIAY 1 dabaen Mangni k LIAY 2 dabaen...
- Us Se Milnay Ko DiL Karta Hai
Us Se Milnay Ko DiL Karta Hai FARAZ, Magar Us Ke Ghar Ke Kuttay Se...
- yar aj tabiat thik nahi
Sheikh:yar aj tabiat thik nahi hr chez double nazar arahi hai. Memon:1000 ka note agay...
- Pakistani Rickshaw Statements
Pakistani Rickshaw Statements . Qismat Aazma chuka hun, Muqaddar aazma raha hun. Kisi be-wafa ki...