Funny Bakra Eid SMS – Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 500 Rs.
Customer: Itna sasta!
Salesman: China ka hai….
Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de…
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