Funny Food Language
What did the Lonely Banana say?
I m “A’kela” :-p
What did the Potato say when it answered the phone?
“Aaloo?” ;-)
Where do Cauliflowers hang out?
In the Gobi desert :-D
What did the confused Egg say?
I dont “Unda”-Stand :-p
What did the Half-eaten Naan say?
I wish I was a “Puri” ;-)
What Language do Carrots speak?
Gajar-ati :-p
What did the first Pizza slice say
to the other Pizza slice so it would move?
Pizza-“HUT” :->
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