GOOD OLD DAYS
GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child,
my mother would send me down
to the corner store with a 10 Rs
and I’d come back with
five kg potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of milk,
a pack of cheese,
a packet of tea,
and half a dozen eggs.
You can’t do that now.
Too many damn security cameras!!”:-D
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