how old are you
Rat: How old are you?
Elephant: 15 years.
Rat: But you look big.
Elephant: I am complan boy.
Elephant: How old are you?
Rat: 30 years.
Elephant: But you look small.
Rat: I use Ponds Age Miracle
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