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let the boss speak 1st

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.

They saw a Jin. Jin said ”As i use to fullfil 3 wishes at a time.

But u r 3 ppl so i will fullfil 1 wish for each”.

Clerk atonce said ”Send me to America with a lot money” puff clerk disapper.

Officer said ”Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girlz” puff ofcr disapear.

Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?

He said: ”I want these 2 idiots back at ofc after lunch”.

Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st.

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